It's My Move!

elfpen:

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subsublibrarian:

I don’t think I will ever be over the expression Toothless made after he broke free of the Bewilderbeast’s control and saw Hiccup. 

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BABY

HE’S SO PROUD OF HIMSELF

SO HAPPY TO AHVE FOUND HIMSELF AND FOUND HICCUP AGAIN

I JusT WANNA HUG HIM

Well the animators had to make sure you’d like him again after that scene with Stoick.

Excuse me, but fuck you.

refreshinglyclassic:

burningoleander:

midnight-emotive:

'if lesbians use dildos why don't they just have sex with a man?'

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'if straight men like fucking women in the ass why don't they just fuck men?'

Finally, a brilliant response to a dumb question.

If straight women have sex with men, why don’t they just use dildos?

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

I actually gotta disagree with this one. That’s not what it means to love someone, that’s just what it means to not despise someone. Now, SHARING a secret that powerful with someone… I’d say THAT displays love in one of it’s forms.

gallopingtormaunt:

I’m not posting this ironically or as a joke. I think this is an important part of love and trust.

I actually gotta disagree with this one. That’s not what it means to love someone, that’s just what it means to not despise someone. Now, SHARING a secret that powerful with someone… I’d say THAT displays love in one of it’s forms.

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goattrain:

so this happened

Whoa, holy crap! Congratulations, man!!

goattrain:

so this happened

Whoa, holy crap! Congratulations, man!!

peterpipedher:

Even though the memorial was burnt to a crisp for #MikeBrown, it’s BIGGER & BETTER ! #Ferguson #NoJusticeNoPeace

YES!!

socialjusticekoolaid:

HAPPENING NOW (9.24.14): The situation in Ferguson is escalating quickly. Protests continue, following this morning’s burning of a Mike Brown memorial, and another frustrating Ferguson City Council meeting.Looks like the same “antagonize over de-escalate” tactics are back online. Prayers to all those out in the street of Ferguson right now fighting for their right to exist. #staywoke #farfromover (PT IPT IIPT III)  

Bringing back the dogs, choppers, charging the crowd, attempting to bottleneck protesters into an area, AND live shots possible fired into the crowd… what the ever-living fuck is Ferguson PD trying to do?! We’re a month and a half into this saga, and they still don’t know how to de-escalate a situation. Pray y’all. That might be all we got right now.

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

What. The. Fuck.

jamietheignorantamerican:

#FergusonIsntOver

What. The. Fuck.

twilightown:

neonpuddles:

twilightown:

our ceiling is leaking in the dorm

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Guess your dorm is a bit of a fixer upper. 

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Look, it was a terrible pun but I think the best thing to do is to just let it go.

harleybert:

"you can’t be asexual humans have an instinctual need to mate"

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"lol r u plant do u reproduce by budding?"

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"you just haven’t found the right person"

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"have you seen a doctor?"

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"you’re just trapped in the closet"

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"cool. wanna get pizza?"

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Well, fine then. More pizza for me.